How To Treat Kids To A Snow Cone
Step 1 - Curse the ice cream man and the truck he rode in on!
Step 2 - Tell kids it’s coming out of their college tuition. (2a - Tell them they won’t need the money anyway as they are freezing their brain cells having something off that damn truck every time it comes through)
Step 3 - Realize it’s way too messy to eat inside and set them up on the front stoop.
Step 4 - Check on them from time to time while you enjoy Ben & Jerry’s, indoors.
Step 5 - After 15 minutes, clean kids and inevitable snow coney mess they’ve made of themselves.
Step 6 - Hose off stoop.
Step 7 - Have an adult beverage. You deserve it.
Note: Steps 5 and 6 may be combined (collectively, The Hosedown) if time constraints are an issue.
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