...That's What She Said.

    27 Jan 2012

    I think he’s funny, he thinks I’m funny… Life Is Good ☻

    Son: Ma! Instead of hangin’ my pants low, I’m starting something new. *walks by with boxers flipped down over pants*

    Me: You are a nutball.

    Son: You won’t be sayin’ that when EVERYONE’S doin’ it! You’ll say it’s AWESOME!

    Me: I don’t think everyone’s gonna—

    Son: *cuts me off mid-sentence* AWESOME!

    28 Dec 2011

    17 Dec 2011

    Reblog if you’re natural.

    (Source: locsofpoetry)

    16 Dec 2011

    vinabean:

awesome-everyday:

joshuanguyen:

Tumblr on Jeopardy. 
via dommm

What is Tightropr?

What is Somersaultr?

What is unicyclr?

    vinabean:

    awesome-everyday:

    joshuanguyen:

    Tumblr on Jeopardy. 

    via dommm

    What is Tightropr?

    What is Somersaultr?

    What is unicyclr?

    6 Dec 2011

    I asked for the chicken and waffles… VEGAS BABY!

    I asked for the chicken and waffles… VEGAS BABY!

    29 Nov 2011

    So who told u to swear off late night snacking when there’s cake in the house? —me to myself about 2min ago. I won that argument. And lost. And gained, probably. Wait, what was I talking about? OMG I’M SO SLEEPY!

    So who told u to swear off late night snacking when there’s cake in the house? —me to myself about 2min ago. I won that argument. And lost. And gained, probably. Wait, what was I talking about? OMG I’M SO SLEEPY!

    27 Oct 2011

    Me: Um… I found your bookmark. I deduced it’s a bookmark because it says bookmark.  I think it’s genius that you write what the item is ON the actual item.  

Son (11yo): *removes earbuds* Gee, thanks for finding my backscratcher!

    Me: Um… I found your bookmark. I deduced it’s a bookmark because it says bookmark. I think it’s genius that you write what the item is ON the actual item.

    Son (11yo): *removes earbuds* Gee, thanks for finding my backscratcher!

    24 Oct 2011

    spokenbeats:




thankyougirl:HK meets Prince

Glorious.

    spokenbeats:

    thankyougirl:HK meets Prince

    Glorious.

    9 Sep 2011

    A Mother’s Love

    Son: Ow! Owww! Me: What is it? What’s wrong? Son: My braces hurt! I can’t eat! Every time I bite down, the bottom hits the top and it really hurts! Me: You know, some birds chew the food up for their young, then spit it in their mouths. Son: Um.. I’m not that desperate, thanks.

    13 Jul 2011

    Hey! When did we start doing this, Tumblr? It’s been a grip!

    Hey! When did we start doing this, Tumblr? It’s been a grip!