btw…
There is no cupcake for which I will stand in line around the corner. (I’m looking at you, DC)
and…
There is no movie, inappropriate or otherwise, that I want to see enough to bring my kids along at midnight.

There is no cupcake for which I will stand in line around the corner. (I’m looking at you, DC)
and…
There is no movie, inappropriate or otherwise, that I want to see enough to bring my kids along at midnight.
My kids brought materials needed for various school work with them. I asked if they were getting everything done.
13yo son: I don’t have any assignments due.
12yo son: WELL WHAT DID U BRING THAT THING FOR?! *points at huge binder*
13: To study.
12: Ska-rooo that!
The best ad campaign for an art school!
Me: I’m gonna write a Christmas play/musical for you kids to perform for the family on Christmas Eve!
13yo son: Absolutely no way am I doing that!
9yo daughter: Ooh! I want to! What songs can we sing?!
8yo daughter: I want to be the angel!
12yo son: I want to be the Tin Man!