Son: Ma! Instead of hangin’ my pants low, I’m starting something new. *walks by with boxers flipped down over pants*
Me: You are a nutball.
Son: You won’t be sayin’ that when EVERYONE’S doin’ it! You’ll say it’s AWESOME!
Me: I don’t think everyone’s gonna—
Son: *cuts me off mid-sentence* AWESOME!
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I asked for the chicken and waffles… VEGAS BABY!
So who told u to swear off late night snacking when there’s cake in the house? —me to myself about 2min ago. I won that argument. And lost. And gained, probably. Wait, what was I talking about? OMG I’M SO SLEEPY!
Me: Um… I found your bookmark. I deduced it’s a bookmark because it says bookmark. I think it’s genius that you write what the item is ON the actual item.
Son (11yo): *removes earbuds* Gee, thanks for finding my backscratcher!
thankyougirl:HK meets Prince
Glorious.
Son: Ow! Owww! Me: What is it? What’s wrong? Son: My braces hurt! I can’t eat! Every time I bite down, the bottom hits the top and it really hurts! Me: You know, some birds chew the food up for their young, then spit it in their mouths. Son: Um.. I’m not that desperate, thanks.
Hey! When did we start doing this, Tumblr? It’s been a grip!
